Indiana
wished she were a boy. Her father had
wanted a boy. He had even named her
after the roughest, toughest character ever to grace the silver screen, Indiana
Jones. She tried very hard to live up to
her namesake. She fought with the meanest
boys in her fifth grade class, performed daring acts of rescue to save the
neighbor’s cat from a fate worse than death (Angus the doberman), and she scoured
the countryside excavating for artifacts.
Was
her father proud of her? She didn’t know,
he never said. Mostly he just said
things like, “Stay out of my office and don’t touch the books.” Indiana tried to obey, but that was difficult
even on her best days. Her favorite
past-time was sitting under the window air-conditioning unit in his office,
reading a forbidden book and smoking one of his cigars.
One
book in particular always piqued her interest, Ancient Archaeology 2050-750 B.C.
It was Indiana’s habit to sneak it from her father’s study and curl up
in bed with it. One night she drifted
off to sleep reading a chapter on the Philistine Empire.
A
tickle brushed Indiana’s cheek and she woke with a start. Dark, dry vines spilled from between the
pages. Touching a leaf, Indiana found
herself squinting against a desert sun. She
pulled the bill of her hat forward and grasped the whip that hung from her
side. Angry shouts rang out. She realized her left hand was clutching a stone. Pausing briefly to examine it, she noted its
smooth texture. Obviously an ancient rock
the blemishes had been worn down from use. Instinctively she knew it was one of
the stones of David. Clutching the
artifact, Indiana turned her face into the desert wind and ran. She ran fast.
She ran like Billy Simpkons running for the bathroom the day beef
stroganoff was on the school lunch menu.
Men pursued her into the city. Scampering
between the stalls, she turned right and then left. Hopping over a pottery stand she rounded the
corner coming face to face with a giant.
A balding gargantuan, he stood like a mountain and blocked her escape. The villain grasped Indiana by the collar and
yanked her up into his face. His fetid
breath caused her to gag. She kicked out and slammed her boot into his
stomach. Wriggling free from his grip
she dropped to the ground and ducked between his legs. Before he had a chance to grab her a second
time, she bolted down a back alley. Shots pinged off the walls as she stumbled briefly
to her knee. No time to waste, up again
she ran. Indiana felt she had never ran
so fast in her whole life. Endlessly
twisting and turning, bullets flying past her head. She sucked the air into her lungs, heaving
from exhaustion. Her mind stayed
focused, she would not give up. Indiana
was determined to live long enough to place the stone in her father’s hand.
The
bullets forced her back into the vendor filled streets. Running past a carpet stand, Indiana’s feet
became entangled. She fell hard on her
face and the stone leapt from her hand.
She watched defeated as it rolled out of her sight into the busy street. Swearing, Indiana pushed herself up off of
the floor, slammed the book shut and climbed back under her covers.